Running away.

Anybody want an extra little 5-year-old to live at your house?

Because she doesn't like it here anymore.

Everyone is mean to her.

No one loves her. Josh won't even let her hold him.

She wants a new home.

She wants to run away.

She won't tell me where she's going, though.

And she doesn't want me anymore, either.

I'm mean to her,

and yell at her sometimes,

and even put her in time out sometimes.

So now,

she doesn't love me anymore.

And she wants a new mommy.

She won't tell me who,

but until she does,

I'll have to keep physically restraining her to stay in the house.

While she kicks, and hits, and screams, and pulls, and bites.

This is not an easy task.

We're both exhausted.

Aaaah, the sobbing just stopped.

Finally.

I'm so having ice cream tonight.