No really, gag me with a spoon! Throw in that mixed tape of Debbie Gibson and Richard Marx while I peg my stone-washed jeans and rat my bangs. Did you borrow my hypercolor t-shirt? Because I like REALLY wanted to wear it with my mini skirt. NOT!
Why the throwback to junior high in the eighties? Because after going to my totally rad dentist the other day, I'm once again wearing one of these,which I've had since the days of blue eyeshadow and George Michael and big plastic earrings. Don't have a COW. Let me heave a sigh for the good old days... or should I say... PSYCHE!