I just came across a bunch of quotes I collected in college. They're still as funny and relevant to me today as they were then. Here's a poem:
In youth, it was a way I had
To do my best to please
And change, with every passing lad,
To suit his theories.
But now I know the things I know
And do the things I do.
And if you do not like me so,
To hell, my love, with you!
I may be making some "quotey" posts soon... stay tuned