4.01.2009

Idol Recap

I'm so done with Paula as a judge. I can hardly even listen to her nonsensical drunk blubbering lately. What do you want to bet that this is her last year, and Kara will take her place from next season on?? PLEASE??? One can only hope...

I really wish the judges would stop going on and on about song choice. Part of me wants to have a week where EVERY contestant sings the SAME song - then we'd weed out real quickly who's the worst...

And speaking of the worst...

MEGAN - Once again, PAINFUL. HATE her look. HATE her voice. HATE that the judges still like her, even though she's a trainwreck who has about three notes in her register.

SCOTT - Geez, I couldn't even listen to it last night. Fast-forwarded through most of it. It BAFFLES me why the judges are trying to keep him on. We decided that his hair looked even worse last night than usual - a la Kirk Cameron in Growing Pains...

ANOOP DOG - You're no Usher, dude. And I hate to sound like the judges, but the song didn't do him justice.

ALLISON - I really LIKED her outfit, I don't know what the judges' problem was... song was messy, though- she's no Gwen.

LIL - strapless dresses are NOT her thing. She really needs some lift, if you know what I mean. I can't even remember what she sang, only that it bored me. We know she can sing, but she doesn't seem to be a great song chooser/performer sometimes.

MATT - I LIKED it, even though the judges hated it. Sigh... I guess we'll be seeing him in the bottom three again tonight.... even though he SO doesn't deserve it.

DANNY - WOAH! Way better this week, dawg! You KNOW I got mad love for you, right? Oh, sorry, slipped into Randy mode...

KRIS - surprisingly one of my favorites this week, for the first time! Captivating. Dig the fact that he can play the piano too. Like the facial hair - but next week, please leave the goatee and shave the 'stache.

ADAM - a little strange, but again, COOL. He's the most exciting BY FAR.


Who I THINK should be in the bottom three: Megan, Scott, Anoop

Who I think will ACTUALLY be in the bottom three tonight: Megan, Matt, Allison

7 comments:

Lindsey said...

I haven't been watching American Idol this year. I've heard it is good. It is fun to read your recaps. Maybe I'll watch next week. Thank you for the yummy cookies. You are going to have to give me your recipe. I ate one for dessert last night and one for breakfast this morning. I know it's not a good breakfast, but they were just too good.

The Long Family said...

I don't think we can be friends until idol is over because I CAN"T STAND LAMBERT! He is so disgusting with his weird gazes into the camera and his sicko weird lip licking while he's singing - UH - no thanks! I still like you though!

Carlos said...

I never watch this crap. It is interesting to see how worked up you get about it all, though. Keep up the good work.

Staci Kramer said...

Well You already know where I stand on all of the contestants, but I did want to say thanks again for a fun idol party. Thanks for the homemade Oreos. Nick went so far as to call me a whore-e-o, when I sent Brenda to the door to beg for the last uneaten Oreo for me and I just want to say that only your home made Oreos would make it possible for me to not only accept that title, but wear it with pride.

Staci Kramer said...

Sorry for the second post but....BUH BYE Megan. I will miss your permanent uncomfortable smirk and your monotonous droning. Your tattoo sleeve was almost as disturbing as your awkward wiggle. We will miss those three notes you knew. Au Revoir

Courtney said...

I am glad Megan is gone...I was completely done with her retarded facial expressions and caw-cawing throughout the elimination.

Amberly said...

megan was too weird for me last night, made me glad to see her go. how much did you love David Cook's song? oh, I loved it.